Young, Strong, Pulp Fiction We already had opening day, you guys.  I'm not sure if you knew since the games were at 5am and in Japa...

New Manager, No Buehrle Bear It's always good times when your GM calls your upcoming season a "rebuilding year", which is wh...

Ragey. I was flipping back and forth between watching Michigan and Duke shit in their mess kit and the Gophers crushing Susan. I reveled i...

Whaaaaaaaaa! Wasted. Love you all. Don't give an eff if you love me or not, because I'm druuuuuuuuuuuunk! Anyway, let's talk...

WEBSITE COUNTDOWN

Let's get right to it. Wisconsin hits their first two threes.  Gopher perimeter defense shining as per the norm.  Announcer-guy mentio...

Why not post when I'm butt-ass wasted on the drank? Exactly. So, Maturi is out. I'm pretty happy about that, if we're keeping ...

So, Swan tells me tomorrow is National Signing Day as he's on the upswing on the roller-coaster of Gopher fandom.  A lot of high school ...

7.05: Starting out with the UFC. Pretty drunj already. Expecting absolute incoherence by 10.00. Let's just enjoy the ride, shall we? 7...

Judging who is a hall of fame player is a difficult task, and it has become even more troubling as the steroid-era players reach eligibility...

What the deuce is happening with this recruiting cycle? I'm not much of a recruitnik, but I know enough to know that, like Toweliee, I h...

Okay, so the season already started, but I'm calling it a preview anyway.  I know you guys will bombard the comments section with compla...