Young, Strong, Pulp Fiction
We already had opening day, you guys. I'm not sure if you knew since the games were at 5am and in Japan and involving terrible, terrible teams. One third of the fans were wearing surgical masks and two thirds were wearing Ichiro jerseys. I can't fathom getting up at 6:30am to work out, but I was up early for both of these mofos like my life depended on it.
The White Sox preview was done fully sober; this one, not so much. Let's see which is better. BTW, I'm looking to get all of the AL Central complete by April 5th, which is the pseudo real opener. THE F'ING AMERICAN OPENER.
Key Adds: Jonathan Sanchez SP, Jonathan Broxton RP, Yuniesky Betancourt MI
Key Losses: Melky Cabrera OF, Jeff Francis SP, Jason Freaking Kendall C
Usually, I'd be mocking the team's ineptitude and mentioning how the best thing they have going for them is they're hosting the All-Star Game this year. Instead, they're chock full of talent and on their way up in the AL Central. Think '86 Twins or something.
They lost catcher Sal Perez this spring due to injury and made a move to bring in Humberto Quintero to catch. This is a big downgrade, but the lineup still has a lot of upside. They also lost Soria for the year. A lot rides on whether Hosmer can keep trending up and whether Moustakas can avoid being Danny Valencia. I think the first is likely but the second is unlikely. Francoeur was actually quite good last year, but I have zero faith in that ocurring again. Alex Gordon made a massive leap last year to the player they always though he could be. Moving him to the lead-off spot is a gamble though. For a guy that's been used to batting in the middle of the lineup like a young Swan would, this is a big change.
|Oh Christ, what's with that come-over?|
The Royales have some good, young starters and Luke Hochevar may be finally achieving some of the promise that was expected of him. Danny Duffy is a talent as is Aaron Crow who is likely headed to the bullpen for now, but may move to the rotation. With Soria being lost for the year, Greg Holland likely steps in ahead of Jon Broxton as closer. Fat dudes get no love.
|Hosmer looking ready to dominate.|
I asked my esteemed internet friend, Dr. Detroit, for his comments on the Royales and here's what he had to say:
Jeff Francouer is now a five cat fantasy baseball stud. However, few know of the harrowing story of Francoeur's childhood when his brother Ned was caught sodomizing the family ferret. Jeff saved the ferret who ended up becoming the 34th governor of the great state of Alberta. To this day Francoeur credits the ferret for his prowess as baseball's pernnieal gold glove right fielder.
I dare you to tell me that's not 100% accurate.
1. Alex Gordon LF
2. Chris Getz/Yuni 2B
3. Eric Hosmer 1B
4. Billy Butler DH
5. Mike Moustakas 3B
6. Jeff Francoeur RF
7. Lorenzo Cain CF
8. Humberto Quintero C
9. Alcides Escober SS
1. Luke Hochevar
2. Jonathan Sanchez
3. Bruce Chen
4. Felipe Paulino
5. Danny Duffy
Closer: Greg Holland/Aaron Crow/Zombie Soria