Gopher football spring practices have started and we could be talking football. We can't describe about what happens during those practices though except maybe in the vaguest of terms or the golden gestapo may come for us. So, we're stuck with baseball. There's only 157 games left!
|Honoring the proud heritage of Native Americans.|
Key Additions: Derek Lowe SP, Casey Kotchman 1B, Jose Lopez 2B/3B, Kevin Slowey SP, Dan Wheeler RP, Aaron Cunningham OF
Key Subtractions: Austin Kearns OF, Jensen Lewis SP, Mitch Talbot SP
It must be spring because Grady Sizemore is having another surgery. The roided up husk of Travis Hafner is still in the lineup though. At this point in his career he's a replacement level player at best though. It's funny how all of these steroid era guys start breaking down when they get into their 30s, isn't it?
|Travis Hafner as a normal sized human.|
If you've read this far, congrat! I stopped half-way through this blog post and left it for a week because I was bored too. The Twins whinefest is next, so stay tuned.
1. Michael Brantley CF
2. Jason Kipnis 2B
3. Shin-Shoo Choo RF
4. Carlos Santana C
5. Travis Hafner DH
6. Asdrubal Cabrera SS
7. Shelley Duncan LF
8. Casey Kotchman 1B
9. Jack Hannahan 3B
Close: Chris Perez