Thursday, December 21, 2017

PJ (You're a Fine Coach)

Sung to the tune of "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass

PJ (You're a Fine Coach)

There's a coach in a Midwest town
And some fans wish that he’d calm down
Lonely tweeters with nothing good to say
Just don’t like PJ Fleck

There’s a whole group that just where frowns
And they work puttin’ PJ down
They say "PJ, just run your boat aground"
Just constant groans and whines

But others say "PJ, you're a fine coach" (you're a fine coach)
"We just loved your recruiting spree" (such a fine coach)
"Yeah this class is pretty good… make it three!"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Some think PJ is a little vein
But he’s just hyper, he can’t turn off his brain
They say Coach Claeys could have done the same
I just spit my water out

Fleck recruits every single day
Even when his boat is underway
And he doesn’t need a nap midday
The next class is on its way

Mark Coyle said " PJ, you're a fine coach" (you're a fine coach)
"With your tactics, I agree" (such a fine coach)
"Handing you this extension gives me glee"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Yeah, recruiting is just one good thing
No issues in dormatories
He’s turning boys into good young men
“Go to class, it’s mandatory”
But he won’t let them take shortcuts, and he’s got a real plan
Some fans just take longer to understand
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

A ‘crootin’ class with no letdowns
PJ walks the streets of Dinkytown
No thoughts of a coach who’s not around
He’s forging his own way

He hopes to hear "PJ, you're a fine coach" (you're a fine coach)
"Now we want some winning sprees" (such a fine girl)
“Hope you can make the haters change their disbelief"

(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

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