PJ (You're a Fine Coach)

Sung to the tune of "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass

PJ (You're a Fine Coach)

There's a coach in a Midwest town

And some fans wish that he’d calm down

Lonely tweeters with nothing good to say

Just don’t like PJ Fleck

There’s a whole group that just where frowns

And they work puttin’ PJ down

They say "PJ, just run your boat aground"

Just constant groans and whines

But others say "PJ, you're a fine coach" (you're a fine coach)

"We just loved your recruiting spree" (such a fine coach)

"Yeah this class is pretty good… make it three!"

(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Some think PJ is a little vein

But he’s just hyper, he can’t turn off his brain

They say Coach Claeys could have done the same

I just spit my water out

Fleck recruits every single day

Even when his boat is underway

And he doesn’t need a nap midday

The next class is on its way

Mark Coyle said " PJ, you're a fine coach" (you're a fine coach)

"With your tactics, I agree" (such a fine coach)

"Handing you this extension gives me glee"

(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Yeah, recruiting is just one good thing

No issues in dormatories

He’s turning boys into good young men

“Go to class, it’s mandatory”

But he won’t let them take shortcuts, and he’s got a real plan

Some fans just take longer to understand

(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

A ‘crootin’ class with no letdowns

PJ walks the streets of Dinkytown

No thoughts of a coach who’s not around

He’s forging his own way

He hopes to hear "PJ, you're a fine coach" (you're a fine coach)

"Now we want some winning sprees" (such a fine girl)

“Hope you can make the haters change their disbelief"

(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)