In the spirit of full disclosure to which you've all become accustomed here at SGH? we considered selling our tickets to the Nebraska game. As it turns out, our seats are pretty rad and would have fetched a price sufficient to cover the cost of the full season. But, for reasons I still can't explain, we didn't. We could have sold the tickets, bought a year's worth of bourbon, enough Robitussin to clean out an old-folks home and spent the game snorting blow out of the ass cracks of high-class hookers; but we didn't. No, instead we'll be in our seats at 2.30 this Saturday, no doubt surrounded by a sea of red, watching Taylor Martinez sodomize the Gophers in painstakingly slow motion.
|We'll all have something like this tattooed on our retinas |
by game's end. It'll all seem somehow worse with that pedo
Li'l Red replacing Brutus.
So, we're going to the game and I'm not really sure why. TRE likes to give me grief that I ride a steep emotional roller coaster during Gopher football season: the car hits the peak in early August and then plunges to the depths by the middle of October. It was a shorter, steeper ride this year, to be sure. The one positive such violent emasculation so early in the year provides is the enabling of a sort of grim acceptance: I've now seen how bad we are and recognize we won't get materially better for the next year or two. My choices are to quit the Gophers and get really good at raking leaves on Saturday or blithely go through the rituals of supporting the team and celebrate the few nuggets of positivity as they arise.
That's a pretty shit reason for wasting a Saturday afternoon and turning my nose up at some decent quan; but it's really all I've got.
Hang in there. Minnesota has enormous potential and the hike to the peak starts at the bottom...the fan base. Better times are ahead if the fans are there for the program and if the program makes the changes needed to get there. When you get to the top, the celebration is 1 million times better knowing you were there for your team during their darkest hour. As a Husker fan I have a high level of respect for you in being there for your team during these tough times. If the Huskers went 0-12 I would be upset, but I would still be there for the team.ReplyDelete
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