For this week's match-up I scoured the interwebs (googled) and found BoiledSports.com. Boiled Sports made me happy because the opening blog post I found has the word "AWFUL" in all caps. They then go on to list a number of ways in which the Boilers failed last week. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR SATURDAY! /falsetto
So, Purdue is having their own problems. In addition, they have one of the worst mascots in college football. Purdue-Pete is basically just a dude with a giant plastic head and a toy hammer. He doesn't do anything cool. He just walks around and swings his incredibly light fake hammer in slow motion.
|Your head's plastic. Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap|
|Max slightly more red tinted.|
This is a two Zombie Bronko Nagurski opponent. If Zombie Bronko Nagurski invaded Ross-Ade stadium I think he'd start by caving in the plastic head of Purdue Pete. His corpse teeth would tear through the plastic to the brainy center. If the Gophers are going to win a B1G game this year, Purdue is as likely a chance as they are bound to have. We'll see if Coach Kill can get the team prepared to execute a successful game plan. At the very least they should be able to hang around for a half.
|Two Zombies is enough.|