A win is a win, we'll take it for sure,
MarQueis was the man, #QBGAZE in doubt.
Our D was not sparkling, offense not pure.
With game on the line though, our pass D was stout.
After the Aggies, I'd given up hope,
And spent last week drinking, drowning in swills.
I became a cutter, slicing to cope,
Then hit 'Tuss, glue and meth, all for cheap thrills.
Big plays were sweet, crapped my pants at the end,
Now Bison come to town, hide the children.
Mount Rushmore, Deadwood, a beautiful land,
Zoophilic 'Sconnies are closest brethren.
Enjoy this week, as we'll likely lose next,
I'll drink self to death, please send wife a text.